The secret of longevity.

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Harry Eales
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The secret of longevity.

Post by Harry Eales » Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:54 am

A TOUGH OLD COWBOY COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED.

HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRAND- CHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 75 FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.

Harry
Once I was young, now I am old, and inbetween went by far to fast.

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Re: The secret of longevity.

Post by webmaster » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:09 pm

I like this one. :D

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Re: The secret of longevity.

Post by JCC18971997 » Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:05 pm

You have got to see the humor in this one. I laughed and laughed.

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