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The secret of longevity.

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:54 am
by Harry Eales
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED.

HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRAND- CHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 75 FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.

Harry

Re: The secret of longevity.

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:09 pm
by webmaster
I like this one. :D

Re: The secret of longevity.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:05 pm
by JCC18971997
You have got to see the humor in this one. I laughed and laughed.